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"I gotta A in spelling," Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isnt any A in spelling!"... more

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"Mah sons real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "Hes only six but he can already spell his name bac... more

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"Please, maam! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was rather bewildered. "Dont you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, maa... more

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A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At... more

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A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sente... more

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Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for... more

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Can you spell a composition with two letters?SA (essay).... more

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Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?QT (cutey).... more

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Can you spell eighty in two letters?A-T.... more

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Can you spell jealousy with two letters?NV (envy).... more

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Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?EZ.... more

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Can you spell very happy with three letters?XTC (ecstasy).... more

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Daughter: I will never learn to spell.Mother: Why?Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.... more

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Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father... more

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First witch: Heres a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just dont know when to stop.... more

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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt... more

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How can you spell chilly with two letters?IC (icy) .... more

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How can you spell too much with two letters?XS (excess).... more

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?U and I.... more

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?NME (enemy).... more

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How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t"Thats not how the dictionary spells it""You didnt ask me how the dictionar... more

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How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. Thats wrong. Thats what you asked for, isnt it?... more

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Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?... more

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Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackbo... more

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Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same plac... more

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School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.... more

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Spell "pound" in two letters.Lb.... more

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Spell electricity with three letters.NRG (energy).... more

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Spell extra wise in two letters.YY (2 ys)... more

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Spell Indian tent with two letters.TP.... more

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Spell mousetrap with three letters.C-A-T... more

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Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?Pupil: What does it spell then !... more

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THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living... more

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The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do yo... more

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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. R... more

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?Bee.... more

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What question must always be answered, "Yes"?"What does Y-E-S spell?"... more

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?Automobile.... more





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