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"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jacks wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesights gotten so bad,... more

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A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I cant find... more

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A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His... more

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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait... more

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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait... more

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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I c... more

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A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to him... more

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A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club?"Were the crowd not behind you" asked the rep... more

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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: Whats wi... more

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A true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad... more

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A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried... more

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After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was wa... more

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Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."Ill do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.... more

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Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "Whats so g... more

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Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his fa... more

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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?They got jellygated !... more

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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated!... more

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Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?He was a pool shark!... more

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Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he... more

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Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "... more

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Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, its a sin any day of the... more

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Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."... more

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Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"Caddy: "Eventually."... more

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Golfer: "Id move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."Caddy: "Try heaven. Youve already moved most o... more

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Golfer: "Ive played so poorly all day; I think Im going to go drown myself in that lake."Caddy: "I doubt you could keep... more

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Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. Its distracting!"Caddy: "This isnt a watch, sir, its a com... more

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Golfer: "That cant be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old."Caddy: "Its a long time since we started, sir."... more

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Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."Caddy: "Its not supposed to be."... more

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Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!Caddy: "I didnt realize you had played before, sir."... more

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How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it!... more

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?Somebody took a corner !... more

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner!... more

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How do hens encourage their football teams ?They egg them on !... more

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How do hens encourage their football teams?They egg them on!... more

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !... more

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!... more

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How does a physicist exercise?By pumping ion!... more

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pi... more

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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ?Cornflakes !... more

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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes!... more

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It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four c... more

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Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often he... more

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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days... more

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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!... more

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Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Il... more

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Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Whys that?Manager: Everytime he plays I w... more

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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Cap... more

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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Capta... more

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Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isnt an award.Its an appointment!... more

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Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, whos driving?A: The police.... more





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