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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?""Yes""What are you doing at the mo... more

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A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise sa... more

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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".... more

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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.He came across two men. One was sitting under... more

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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to h... more

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A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that... more

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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was... more

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A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with th... more

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A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk a... more

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A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who cant help laughing and eventua... more

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A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the caves roof to... more

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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh... more

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Are shellfish warm? No theyre clammy!... more

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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the ai... more

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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!... more

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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said... more

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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!... more

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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!... more

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Did you hear about the whale who couldnt keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!... more

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Did you hear the joke about the skunk?Never mind, it stinks!... more

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!... more

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Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:"Mother said there would be knights like this."... more

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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?Second Caribou: Owlgebra.... more

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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.... more

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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a... more

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First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?Second... more

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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?Second Ka... more

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents!... more

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !... more

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!... more

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?It raises a stink!... more

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?He prawned everything !... more

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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.... more

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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !... more

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How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear g... more

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How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, teddy, go !... more

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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.... more

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How does a group of dolphins make a decision?Flipper coin!... more

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How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !... more

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How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !... more

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!... more

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How should you treat a baby goat?Like a kid.... more

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How would you get four reindeer in a car?Two in the front and two in the back!And how do you get four polar bears in a c... more

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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, Whats a tiger ? A stri-ped !... more

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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!... more

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If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?... more

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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal."Theres a human with a gun, and hes getting closer and closer! Wha... more

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Mama bear to Papa bear:"Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it goofing off."... more

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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. S... more

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One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a r... more





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