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Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more

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Waiter, I cant eat this meat, its crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes... more

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Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more

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Waiter, Id like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.Im sorry, sir, but were out of cream. How about with no milk?... more

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Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !... more

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Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !... more

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Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and Im sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !... more

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Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They dont seem to care what they eat do they sir !... more

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Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !No its not, its a piece of dirt that looks like one !... more

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Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, Ill get the fly spray !... more

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !... more

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.... more

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe Ive forgotten it when I removed the other three.... more

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Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!... more

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Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Dont worry sir there isnt enough there to drown him !... more

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Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Dont worry sir, he wont last long in there !... more

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Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Dont worry sir, they dont eat much !... more

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Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !... more

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Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !Thats not a worm sir, its your sausage ?... more

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Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 - a live one?... more

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Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, its the hot water that kills them.... more

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Waiter, theres a fly in my custard !Ill fetch him a spoon sir !... more

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Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more

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Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Couldnt be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.... more

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Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Dont worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get em.... more

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Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.... more

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Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!... more

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Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or theyll all be wanting one.... more

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Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!No sir, thats a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... more

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Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.... more

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Waiter, theres a fly swimming in my soup!Then weve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading... more

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Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.... more

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Waiter, Waiter theres a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year... more

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Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead spider in my soup. Yes, maam, they cant stand the boiling water.... more

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Waiter, waiter! Theres a mosquito in my soup. Dont worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !... more

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Waiter, waiter! Theres a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! Its no good, sir, hes frightened of them, too.... more

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Waiter, waiter! Theres a wasp in my dessert. So thats where they go to in the winter.... more

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Waiter, waiter! Whats this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.... more

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Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!... more

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Waiter, waiter, theres a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, its the flys day off.... more

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Waiter, waiter, this lobsters only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.... more

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Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !... more

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Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, hes in here every night !... more

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Waiter, what is this stuff?Thats bean salad sir.I know what its been, but what is it now?... more

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Waiter, whats this bug doing waltzing around my table !Its the band, sir, they are playing his tune !... more

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Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Its fly soup sir!... more

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Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... more

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Waiter, your tie is in my soup!Thats all right, sir, its not shrinkable.... more

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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!... more





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