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"Gosh, its raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother."Ive just step... more

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A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.It smells li... more

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A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did t... more

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A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.... more

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A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornad... more

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A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills... more

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During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overwo... more

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First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I dont care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using b... more

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Fred: Im sure Im right. Betty: Youre as right as rain - all wet!... more

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?-If it spins anti-cyclonically... more

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How did the hail stone describe its life?-It really has a lot of ups and downs... more

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How did the rainbow know is was lost?-It was a clear day... more

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How did you find the weather at camp?It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!... more

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How do hurricanes see?-With one eye... more

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How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce... more

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How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !... more

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How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt?Thunderstruck... more

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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?-It is a breeze... more

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How is a hailstone like an onion?-They are both whitish and have layers... more

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How is snow white?-Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs... more

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How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, its going to rain. If not, it already is.... more

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I really dont understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After... more

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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.... more

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If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?An umbrella.... more

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If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?Because it wasnt raining.... more

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If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and cant see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that m... more

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In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil?-You are really blowing a lot of h... more

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.... more

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It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.... more

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Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?Bill: I just went outside and there it was!... more

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Nate: "Hey, whats the weather like out there?" Kate: "I dont know. Ill tell you when it clears."... more

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Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There... more

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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whi... more

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Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) Hes got bugs on his teeth.... more

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Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. "Lets twist again, like we did last summer...."... more

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Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?A. I mist you.... more

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Q. Whats the difference between weather and climate? A. You can t weather a tree, but you can climate!... more

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Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?A: I have my eye on you.... more

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Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?A: You make my temperature rise.... more

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Q: Whats the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.... more

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Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(You wanna go for a spin?)... more

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Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on... more

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Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It... more

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The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the ch... more

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The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the... more

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The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All t... more

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There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOA... more

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There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a storm is coming." "No i... more

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Theres a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. Its called Monday.... more

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Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. Wha... more





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