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1st Witch: Whats your new boyfriend like ?2nd Witch: Hes mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some ba... more

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Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?Its called The Hex-Files.... more

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Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine ch... more

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Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?She kept trying to poach her ideas.... more

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Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.... more

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Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.... more

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First witch: My, hasnt your little girl grown ?Second witch: Yes, shes certainly gruesome.... more

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Have you heard about the goodweather witch? Shes forecasting sunny spells.... more

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How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."... more

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !... more

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.... more

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How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.... more

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How do you get milk from a witchs cat? Steal her saucer.... more

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !... more

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?Voodoo like to dance with me ?... more

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !Owl be... more

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Is it good to drink witchs brew?Yes, its very newt tricious!... more

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Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.... more

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Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.... more

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Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?A: Sandwitch... more

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck youll be able to get up for a spell.... more

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What did the witch say to the ugly toad? Id put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!... more

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !... more

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What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?... more

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What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.... more

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?To keep their hats pointed.... more

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What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.... more

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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.... more

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What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.... more

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What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.... more

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What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.... more

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?She calls the flying squad !... more

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.... more

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What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!... more

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What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.... more

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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.... more

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.... more

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.... more

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What happens if you see twin witches? You wont be able to tell witch witch is witch.... more

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What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.... more

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What is a witchs favourite TV show?Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!... more

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?A witch with a blindfold !... more

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?Dont bite any witches !... more

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What is the witches motto ?We came, we saw, we conjured !... more

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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!... more

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Whats the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.... more

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Whats the witches favourite pop group ?Broomski Beat !... more

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Where did the witch get her furniture ?From the ideal gnome exhibition !... more

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Who went into a witches den and came out alive ?The witch !... more

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.... more





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