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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more

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What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more

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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more

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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more

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Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more

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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more

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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more

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Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more

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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more

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Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more

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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more

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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more

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When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more

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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more

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Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more

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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more

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Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more

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Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more

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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more

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Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more

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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more

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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more





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