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I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Dont you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer... more

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I use the internet to tell me what the weathers like.How do you do that?I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I... more

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If doors have a website shouldnt windows have one too?Wed better, or it will be curtains for us.... more

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My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.What an intelligent animal!Not really, it took the cat three week... more

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Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!Look, what more do you want? Blood?... more

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PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.... more

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Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the l... more

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Since youve discovered the Internet, you dont pay any attention to me!Who said that?... more

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So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.How?See? It... more

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Teacher: Dont forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: Its not the questions... more

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Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, youll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pup... more

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Teacher: What are the four elements?Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?Pu... more

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Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computers disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But t... more

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?May the force e-with you.... more

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What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website....Hyp, Hyp Hooray.... more

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What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?Boy do we have problems.... more

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.... more

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What did the sausage say when it couldnt log on to the Internet?If at first you dont succeed Fry, Fry again... more

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?Oh give it arrest.... more

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What did you think of our website?A little bit tacky.... more

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What do builders use to make websites?Com.crete.... more

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What do internet football fans sing?E we go E we go, E we go!... more

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What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?An e-mergency.... more

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?e-erie.... more

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?e-t.... more

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What do you call an Internet mystery?An e-nigma.... more

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?Anything you like, theyre not listening to you anyway... more

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What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?The Site-anic.... more

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?I dont know, but its e-nourmous.... more

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?Spotted click... more

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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?A sore finger.... more

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What do you put in a www.ashing machine?Net curtains!... more

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?The e-quator.... more

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What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?Internettles.... more

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What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.... more

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What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?The e-aster bunny.... more

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?A URLologist.... more

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?A very, very big spider !... more

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What surfs the Internet and goes, Choo, Choo?Thomas the Search Engine.... more

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Whats hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when theres a full moon?The www.erewolf.... more

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Whats O. J. Simpsons Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.... more

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Whats the best city to search the World Wide Web in?Rome.... more

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Where does the Internet football team play?Webley.... more

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Where is Pinocchios website?On the splinternet.... more

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Wheres Spidermans home page?On the world wide web.... more

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?Click Whittington... more

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.... more

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Who has the best website in the jungle?The Onlion King.... more

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Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?Har e-potter.... more

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?Click Jagger.... more





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