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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention... more

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A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them ha... more

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A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wifes mind has completely gone!"To whi... more

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A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, the... more

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A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a pers... more

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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall... more

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that... more

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A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"... more

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A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-laws death. It also enquires whether she should be buried... more

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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I... more

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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature o... more

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A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks tohis wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well... more

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A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the... more

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A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shother in... more

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A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At herwedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore... more

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A wealthy man sat in his attorneys office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give m... more

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A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Dont unleash the beast in me."The wife snick... more

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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alo... more

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A woman and her lover are on the bed in the womans home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close."O... more

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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,... more

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A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but dont you think this is e... more

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A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man.... more

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A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge... more

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A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument,... more

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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her... more

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A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor,... more

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A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundo... more

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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didnt have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didnt have t... more

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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentines day. Whatdo... more

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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to... more

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After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of... more

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After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the h... more

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An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more

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An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picke... more

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An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip a... more

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An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regardi... more

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An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams an... more

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wiz... more

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As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you t... more

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As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists.... more

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At a friends wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down t... more

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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "... more

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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I ma... more

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Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more

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BARTENDER: I think youve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wif... more

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Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets.... more

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Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didnt.marr... more

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But lets get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? Ahusband controls his wife in much the same manner as a... more

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Casey married a rich widow, but they didnt get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasnt for my money, that new telev... more

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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, Ill give you $100 if youll ch... more





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