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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men... more

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking h... more

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A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did yo... more

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A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him ra... more

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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.... more

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Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.... more

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Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted... more

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more

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How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more

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How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more

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How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?He has a bath more than once a month.... more

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How do you confuse a man?You dont - theyre born that way.... more

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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more

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How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns dont talk.... more

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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.... more

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?No one knows, its never happened.... more

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.... more

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How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more

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If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?... more

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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more

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Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.... more

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Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more

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Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.... more

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Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.... more

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Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more

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Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.... more

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Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.... more

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Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.... more

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Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.... more

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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more

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Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more

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Men are like high heels. Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.... more

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Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more

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Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more

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Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more

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Men are like mini skirts. If youre not careful, theyll creep up your legs.... more

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Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more

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Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.... more

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Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more

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Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.... more

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Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom... more

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Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but its hard to get them to work.... more

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Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more

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Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more

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Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more

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Men are like soap operas.Theyre fun to watch, but dont believe everything you hear.... more

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Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more

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Men dont get lost; they discover alternative destinations.... more





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