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Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.... more

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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "Whats the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know y... more

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One night a wife found her husband standing over their babys crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at... more

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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more

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Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about... more

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Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?... more

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Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more

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Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more

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Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more

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Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.... more

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Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.... more

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Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?A. Trustworthy.... more

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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.... more

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Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.... more

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Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more

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Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more

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Q. What should you give a man who has everything?A. A woman to show him how to work it.... more

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Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.... more

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Q. Whats the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.... more

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Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.... more

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Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?A. In t... more

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Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more

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Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.... more

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Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.... more

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Q. Why do men like smart women?A. Opposites attract.... more

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Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.... more

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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already ha... more

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Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers.... more

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Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.... more

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"... more

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Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.... more

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Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men arent afraid of the dark.... more

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Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?A: Wo... more

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Q: What are the three types of men?A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.... more

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Q: What are two reasons why men dont mind their own business?1. No mind2. No business.... more

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Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?A: Desperate!... more

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Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.... more

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Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more

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Q: Why is it dangerous to let your mans mind wander?A: Its too little to be out alone.... more

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Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job.... more

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Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?... more

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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more

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The difference between men and womenA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same... more

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There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.Theyd be wrong, but you could still use the... more

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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"dont" and "stop".... more

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There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. T... more

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This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel... more

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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said... more

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Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal... more

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What a woman says: "This place is a mess Cmon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and youll h... more





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