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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more

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Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more

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Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more

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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more

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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more

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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more

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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more

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Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more

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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more

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Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more

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Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more

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Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more

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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more

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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more

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Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more

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Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more

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Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more

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Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more

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Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the... more

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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more

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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more

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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more

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Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more

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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more

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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more

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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more

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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more

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Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more

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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more

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Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more

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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more

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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more

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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more

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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more

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Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more

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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more

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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more

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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more

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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more

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Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more

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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more

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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more





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