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ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.... more

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UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.... more

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yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!... more

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Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.... more

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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!... more

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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.... more

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Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like shes wearing a fat necklace !!... more

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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.... more

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Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.... more

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Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.... more

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Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.... more

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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.... more

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Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.... more

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Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You aint gonna puch me round no more."... more

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Yo mama is missing a finger and cant count past nine.... more

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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!... more

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Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!... more

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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!... more

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yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well...... more

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yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.... more

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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)... more

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Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in herfamily tree!... more

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Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure... more

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Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth... more

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Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars... more

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Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot triedto take her picture!... more

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Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!... more

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Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.... more

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Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.... more

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yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.... more

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Yo mama is so ugly the government movedhalloween to her birthday.... more

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Yo mama middle name is Rambo.... more

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Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.... more

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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!... more

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Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!... more

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Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesnt even serve Happy Meals.... more

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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldnt help!... more

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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.... more

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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind... more

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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.... more

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!... more

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!... more

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!... more

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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.... more

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Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!... more

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Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"... more

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Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!... more

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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise... more

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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.... more

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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!... more





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