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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!... more

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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"... more

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book... more

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yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!... more

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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy... more

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Yo mama so fat she looks like shes smuggling a Volkswagon!... more

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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller... more

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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!... more

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Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.... more

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yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.... more

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Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!... more

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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as aslip and slide.... more

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Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!... more

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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world... more

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Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.... more

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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone... more

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Yo mama so fat shes got her own area code!... more

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yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!... more

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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"... more

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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!... more

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Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.... more

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up... more

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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too... more

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Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!... more

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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell... more

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we dont do livestock.... more

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!... more

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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!... more

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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!... more

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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!... more

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Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... more

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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"... more

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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th... more

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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"... more

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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!... more

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Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.... more

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Yo Mama so fat, shes gotta wake up in sections... more

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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!... more

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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!... more

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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.... more

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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.... more

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Yo mama so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote!... more

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Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.... more

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yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..... more

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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.... more

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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.... more

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!... more

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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.... more

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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.... more

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.... more





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