YO MOMMA SO OLD JOKES
| Yo momma so old, she has Jesus' beeper number | |
| Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1 | |
| Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma | |
| Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch | |
| Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class | |
| Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks | |
| Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook | |
| Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook | |
| Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it | |
| Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince | |
| Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper | |
| Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs | |
| Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals | |
| Yo momma so old Jurassic Park brought back the memories | |
| Yo momma so old when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial | |
| Yo momma so old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock | |
| Yo momma so old she even made Yoda jealous | |
| Yo momma so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch | |
| Yo momma so old the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake | |
| Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp | |
| Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school | |
| Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license | |
| Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur | |
| Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment | |
| Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party | |
| Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her | |
| Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white | |
| Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda | |
| Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block | |
| Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro |
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