YO MOMMA SO POOR JOKES
| Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps | |
| Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box | |
| Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention | |
| Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush | |
| Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway | |
| Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk | |
| Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money | |
| Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving." | |
| Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers | |
| Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!" | |
| Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp | |
| Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps | |
| Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." | |
| Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut | |
| Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning | |
| Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus | |
| Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner." | |
| Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet | |
| Yo Momma so poor the building society repossed her cardboard box | |
| Yo Momma so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch | |
| Yo Momma so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic | |
| Yo Momma so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!" | |
| Yo Momma so poor I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..." | |
| Yo Momma so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..." | |
| Yo Momma so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry | |
| Yo Momma so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???" | |
| Yo Momma so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence | |
| Yo Momma so poor when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china" | |
| Yo momma so poor I went to the park and stepped on a lit cigarette and she said "Who turned off the heat" | |
| Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation |
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