YO MOMMA SO SHORT JOKES
| Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare | |
| Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence | |
| Yo momma so short, she models for trophys | |
| Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!" | |
| Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb | |
| Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle | |
| Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the door | |
| Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple | |
| Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door | |
| Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor | |
| Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs | |
| Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet | |
| Yo mama's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet | |
| Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed | |
| Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Doritos | |
| Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs | |
| Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick | |
| Yo mama's so short, she can take a bath in a thimble | |
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