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YO MOMMA SO SHORT JOKES

Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"
Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb
Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle
Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the door
Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple
Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door
Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs
Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet
Yo mama's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet
Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed
Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Doritos
Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs
Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick
Yo mama's so short, she can take a bath in a thimble
 
 

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