YO MOMMA SO SKINNY JOKES
| Yo mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she looks like a mic stand | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain | |
| Yo mama's so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor | |
| Yo mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant | |
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