YO MOMMA TEETH JOKES
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice | |
| Yo mama's got one tooth and people call her chomper | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware store | |
| Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green | |
| Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that shit if you want to." | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butter scotch | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he told her to smile | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her eyes light up | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybody said "I see the light!" | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she's got a Twinkie in her mouth | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys | |
| Yo mama's missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth | |
| Yo mama's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice | |
| Yo mama's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so big and gapped, I could run hurdles with them | |
| Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says "Next tooth one mile." |
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