YO MOMMA SO UGLY JOKES
| Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application | |
| Yo momma so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant | |
| Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her | |
| Yo momma so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her | |
| Yo momma so ugly even the tide won't take her out | |
| Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone | |
| Yo momma so ugly her dentist treats her by mail-order | |
| Yo momma so ugly her face is closed on weekends | |
| Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out | |
| Yo momma so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her | |
| Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her | |
| Yo momma so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot | |
| Yo momma so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel | |
| Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night | |
| Yo momma so ugly her shadow gave up | |
| Yo momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats | |
| Yo momma so ugly I can't even make a joke out of it | |
| Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound | |
| Yo momma so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back. | |
| Yo momma so ugly if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away | |
| Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects | |
| Yo momma so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it | |
| Yo momma so ugly it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels | |
| Yo momma so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym | |
| Yo momma so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries | |
| Yo momma so ugly my dog took one look at her and ran away | |
| Yo momma so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her | |
| Yo momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her | |
| Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween | |
| Yo momma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen |
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