YO MOMMA SO UGLY JOKES
| Yo momma so ugly roaches go "Hi mom!" | |
| Yo momma so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it | |
| Yo momma so ugly she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step | |
| Yo momma so ugly she could only be Yo mama | |
| Yo momma so ugly she could scare the flies off a shit wagon | |
| Yo momma so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log | |
| Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween | |
| Yo momma so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares | |
| Yo momma so ugly she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror | |
| Yo momma so ugly she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog." | |
| Yo momma so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup | |
| Yo momma so ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink | |
| Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow | |
| Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning | |
| Yo momma so ugly she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks | |
| Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry | |
| Yo momma so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt | |
| Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry | |
| Yo momma so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein | |
| Yo momma so ugly she scares roaches away | |
| Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back | |
| Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! | |
| Yo momma so ugly she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness | |
| Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were a crime, she’d get the electric chair | |
| Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team | |
| Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her | |
| Yo momma so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye | |
| Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday | |
| Yo momma so ugly the kids call her Lassie and feed her biscuits | |
| Yo momma so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it |
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