YO MOMMA SO UGLY JOKES
| Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life | |
| Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down | |
| Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars | |
| Yo momma so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident' | |
| Yo momma so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock | |
| Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies | |
| Yo momma so ugly when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it | |
| Yo momma so ugly when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck | |
| Yo momma so ugly when she gets up, the sun goes down | |
| Yo momma so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming | |
| Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras | |
| Yo momma so ugly when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border | |
| Yo momma so ugly when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running | |
| Yo momma so ugly when they took her to a beautician, it took 12 hours for a quote | |
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