Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Baby jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:246
 
Joke:A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. Im all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear." Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I all polar bear?" His grandmother answers, "Of course you are sweetie. Were all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?" The baby polar bears replies, "Because Im f****** freezing!"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Baby Jokes:

1.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more

2.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more

3.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more

4.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more

5.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more

6.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more

7.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more

8.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more

9.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more

10.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |