Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Blonde jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:381
 
Joke:A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Blonde Jokes:

1.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?A. "Its okay Daddy, Im not hurt."... more

2.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?A. Because she was raking up the leaves!... more

3.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde?A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.... more

4.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes?A: They always forget the recipe.... more

5.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks.... more

6.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen werent admitted!... more

7.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?A. Donut seeds.... more

8.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that t... more

9.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones... more

10.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |