Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Men jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:169
 
Joke:A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Men Jokes:

1.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.... more

2.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more

3.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but youre not quite sure why.... more

4.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more

5.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more

6.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
What a woman says: "This place is a mess Cmon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and youll h... more

7.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.... more

8.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did yo... more

9.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more

10.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |