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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how shed do. The blonde did so and competely duffed the shot. The pro said "Your swing is good but youre gripping the club too hard - grip the club gently as you would your husbands penis." The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway. The pro said "That was excellent! Lets try it again only this time take the club out of your mouth."
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