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Category:Time jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,"You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
 
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