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| How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!... more
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| Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.... more
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| What dog can tell the time ?A watch dog !... more
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| Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work overtime.... more
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5. | Category: Time jokes  |
| Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.... more
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| What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one.... more
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7. | Category: Time jokes  |
| If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time.... more
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| One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time... more
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| A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl... more
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| I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more
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