Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Food jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:92
 
Joke:When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?""Why, its bean soup," she replied."I dont care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Food Jokes:

1.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!... more

2.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.... more

3.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.... more

4.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could h... more

5.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Knock KnockWhos there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !... more

6.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!... more

7.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.... more

8.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !... more

9.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more

10.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |