Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Hunting jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:644
 
Joke:A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Hunting Jokes:

1.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only req... more

2.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floo... more

3.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
Whats a big game hunter? Someone whos lost his way to the match.... more

4.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slings... more

5.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistak... more

6.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a ve... more

7.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off... more

8.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter as... more

9.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.The f... more

10.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I cant," said the second.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |