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Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasnt under oath, Id return the compliment," replied the witness.
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