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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" they stiffened and hesitated.Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, "I do."
 
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