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Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, Im beginning to think I didnt."
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