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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?"He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts.""Communicate my thoughts?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that means."The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."
 
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