Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:118
 
Joke:A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can youloan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident."The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are youusing to gamble with?"The guy replies, "Oh, Ive got gambling money."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Marriage Jokes:

1.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams an... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you know my lips are ch... more

4.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Casey married a rich widow, but they didnt get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasnt for my money, that new telev... more

6.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall... more

7.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isnt it wonderful that theyre not going to b... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more

10.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
What happened at the cannibals wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |