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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go onthe Ferris wheel, but the husband wasnt comfortable with that. So thewife went on the ride by herself.The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown outand landed in a heap at her husbands feet."Are you hurt?" he asked."Of course Im hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didntwave once!"
 
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