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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wifesneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you havent changed onelittle bit."
 
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