Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:247
 
Joke:A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"The bum said, "No."Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesnt drink or gamble?"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Marriage Jokes:

1.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is soproud of himself that he starts calling his wife "M... more

4.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife na... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter th... more

6.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a... more

7.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He st... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?A: Newlywebs.... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play ho... more

10.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath?A: Once you get used to it, its not so hot.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |