Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:133
 
Joke:"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anything." his mates asked."yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Marriage Jokes:

1.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning,... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesnt know his wife until he marries.Father: That happens ev... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention... more

4.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himse... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determin... more

6.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have ki... more

7.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several yearsbefore the Gulf War, and she noted then that women... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!... more

10.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |