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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today.""What! In the obituary column! Thats not only disgraceful but bad journalism. Ill sue em.""Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously, "wh...wh...where are you calling from?"
 
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