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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:BARTENDER: I think youve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife....DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
 
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