Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Music jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:219
 
Joke:A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down."The violist replied, "Youre kidding! The conductor came to my house?"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Music Jokes:

1.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more

2.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more

3.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more

4.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more

5.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more

6.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more

7.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more

8.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more

9.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more

10.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |