Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Music jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:119
 
Joke:Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Music Jokes:

1.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more

2.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more

3.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more

4.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more

5.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more

6.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more

7.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more

8.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more

9.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more

10.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |