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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I dont have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, youll have to accompany me.""Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?"
 
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