Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:School jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:93
 
Joke:Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "Im the goalie!"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More School Jokes:

1.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more

2.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more

3.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The sausage!... more

4.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread... more

5.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!... more

6.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,... more

7.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and... more

8.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!... more

9.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school... more

10.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |