Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:School jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:82
 
Joke:Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "Im the goalie!"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More School Jokes:

1.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou... more

2.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being her... more

3.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more

4.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more

5.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more

6.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak... more

7.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!... more

8.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
"Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more

9.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and... more

10.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |