Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Accountant jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:171
 
Joke:A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. Were here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?" The owner replies, "I dont have an opinion. Im a chartered accountant."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Accountant Jokes:

1.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more

2.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more

3.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more

4.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more

5.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more

6.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more

7.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more

8.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more

9.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more

10.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |