Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Time jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:104
 
Joke:If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Time Jokes:

1.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
For a weddin present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "Watcha do with the... more

2.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.... more

3.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.... more

4.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl... more

5.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.... more

6.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim... more

7.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?Because she felt like killing time.... more

8.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time.... more

9.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at... more

10.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |