Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Waiter jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:91
 
Joke:Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Waiter Jokes:

1.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 - a live one?... more

2.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Its fly soup sir!... more

3.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, its the hot water that kills them.... more

4.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! Its nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?... more

5.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.... more

6.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, theres a fly swimming in my soup!Then weve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading... more

7.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.... more

8.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!No sir, thats a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... more

9.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Dont worry sir there isnt enough there to drown him !... more

10.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?Waiter: Probably learning to read.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |