Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Waiter jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:193
 
Joke:Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.Yes, sir. Its the iceberg lettuce that does it.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Waiter Jokes:

1.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more

2.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Customer: Theres something wrong with my hot dogs.Waiter: Sorry, Im a waiter, not a veterinarian.... more

3.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Customer: Why doesnt this restaurant have any specials?Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.... more

4.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !... more

5.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more

6.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?Waiter: It scares away the flies.... more

7.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "wi... more

8.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and Im sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !... more

9.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, I cant eat this meat, its crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes... more

10.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !Thats not a worm sir, its your sausage ?... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |