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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, Id still have 4 apples."
 
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