Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Women jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:94
 
Joke:Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Women Jokes:

1.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriends just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four w... more

2.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more

3.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was... more

4.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as importa... more

5.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.... more

6.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more

7.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husbands trucking line office. She answered a phone call f... more

8.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"... more

9.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more

10.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |